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"RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile) 07/10/2018 at 12:35 • Filed to: ass

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I like things that look like giant insects with a case of Kardashiass. I will not apologize for that.

The greater the bulge in the center of the trunk, the more seamless the line of roof into trunk lid, the longer the trunk, the better.

In point of fact, the ‘58 Cadillac Extended Deck models are seriously flawed.

They should have a continuous roof-to-tail curve. More like the ‘48 fastback.

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 07/10/2018 at 12:43

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Watched Heat this weekend, love that movie. Also guy who owns a Kobota dealership near me parks his baby blue Hudson Hornet there on the weekends.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 07/10/2018 at 12:44

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If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 07/10/2018 at 12:46

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Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 07/10/2018 at 12:46

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fintail > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 07/10/2018 at 12:47

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How about these?

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > fintail 07/10/2018 at 12:50

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I considered putting that on the list, but it’s a little angular. Bon y.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 07/10/2018 at 12:51

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no

fintail > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 07/10/2018 at 12:51

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yeah, the pointy end had me doubtful

MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 07/10/2018 at 12:52

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The only way I’d ever get an RV is if it looked like this

Also, in my search for this image I came across this! What the hell is this beautiful monstrosity?

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s 07/10/2018 at 12:54

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That’s a ‘38 Ford COE pulling what appears to be an Airstream (!) fifth-wheel. Was not aware that was a thing, may not be.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s 07/10/2018 at 12:55

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I’m also guessing this doesn’t make your list for acceptable RVs:

I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 07/10/2018 at 12:55

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I think about this one a lot.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 07/10/2018 at 12:55

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Bigly.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker 07/10/2018 at 12:56

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As well you should. It’s one of the more budget-friendly ones on the list, *and* one of the easiest to keep running, *and* one of the best. Top tier bulbass.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. 07/10/2018 at 12:57

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I had to take a moment to add the ‘48 Hudson Commodore, because of reasons.

MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 07/10/2018 at 12:58

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Uh...W.T.F.

MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 07/10/2018 at 12:59

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That COE has to be customized right? The top chopped at least? It looks too small, unless they were that small back then.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s 07/10/2018 at 13:00

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There are sane and well-measured ways to deal with the availability of a big-block V8 FWD drivetrain. That’s probably not one of them.

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 07/10/2018 at 13:01

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RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s 07/10/2018 at 13:05

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They’re not all that big.

Lowered, slight chop of the roof.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s 07/10/2018 at 13:13

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Off of an IMCDB screen capture of A Star is Born:

Also featuring, by coincidence, some other candidates for this thread.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. 07/10/2018 at 13:25

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Wacko > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 07/10/2018 at 13:38

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cough cough

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Wacko 07/10/2018 at 13:40

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I’m actually kind of weirdly fond of it. I would not mind owning one.

BaconSandwich is tasty. > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 07/10/2018 at 13:56

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No need to apologise. I'm just surprised you didn't post a picture of a Stout Scarab or the Buckminster Dymaxion.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > BaconSandwich is tasty. 07/10/2018 at 13:59

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The Dymaxion gets a little beyond car-like in a way. The Scarab is a huge oversight, though, I’ll admit.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 07/10/2018 at 14:16

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Needs more ZDX. 

LastFirstMI is my name > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 07/10/2018 at 14:32

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I’ll just leave this here.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > LastFirstMI is my name 07/10/2018 at 14:38

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If the taillights were a little less generic and the hatch opening didn’t have the stupid, stupid de ri gueu r step-visible-with-gate-closed, it would be much more of a favorite than it is. As it is, I merely like it.

Party-vi > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 07/10/2018 at 14:39

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Gimme dat Caddy and burn the rest.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Party-vi 07/10/2018 at 14:45

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“Burn Packard” - party-vi. “Burn Chrysler Norseman” - also party-vi.

I bet you’d burn the Henry J too, despite looking so much like a midget wrestler version of the Caddy.

Party-vi > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 07/10/2018 at 14:53

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Burn. Them. All. 

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Party-vi 07/10/2018 at 14:55

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I WILL DRIVE A PIERCE-ARROW SILVER ARROW OVER YOUR GRAVE

Kiltedpadre > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 07/10/2018 at 16:47

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I may need a moment to recover after seeing all of those. Even this white boy’s gotta shout BABY’S GOT BACK!

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Kiltedpadre 07/10/2018 at 17:24

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I was thinking that the Henry J was probably the most attainable as a mad project car, but it and the Willys have had their stocks so depleted by gasser fiends that apparently the ‘49 Nash is about the cheapest one on the list*:

https://charlotte.craigslist.org/cto/d/1949-nash-ambassador-airflyte/6618452323.html

*I have seen a more or less complete Marlin for ~$3500... once.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 07/10/2018 at 21:28

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As Pat Bateman put it, something he could really get behind.